Total Medals Earned: 44 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 695 Points
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/145 points)
Drive 40mph with 10 marijuana.
Die within 5 seconds of starting.
Continuously hold down the horn for 10 seconds.
Get 2000 points driving legally.
Get hit by three cars of the same color.
Get a final score of 2000 with 5 ecstasy and 5 shrooms.
Get killed by 4 cars driving next to each other.
Get a final score of at least 2500 with at least 15 ecstasy.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/475 points)
Get to wave 5 in endless mode
Defeat evil (In classic mode)
Defeat evil without taking damage (In classic mode)
It's part of the game, you know the drill
Kill 1 000 Monsters, damn dude
Kill 10 000 monsters, whoa
Play the minigame without hitting obstacles
Acquire DMG +++ in the minigame (In classic mode)
Acquire PIERCE +++ in the minigame (In classic mode)
Destroy the painting
Try the game out on a phone
Get to wave 10 in endless mode
Get to wave 20 in endless mode
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 5/50 (25/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 10/20 (70/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/65 points)
Kill your first victim.
Died!
beat the game
Kill 25 or more peeps in one session.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (70/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Customized your character
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (140/240 points)
fire your gun
thats scary
Kill Peter the Ant.
accidentally kill 25 civilians in one sitting
Soprano
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/325 points)
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.